I don’t know which of you fellows are cross readers and read my journal over at http://fantasymaddie.livejournal.com - usually I try to keep different posts in both this blog and that one,but this story had me rubbing my pussy by the end, I was so turned on!

I love the idea of seducing a step daddy - read this story, and think about if you wanna be my daddy.

Dear Daddy,

It’s okay… I saw you jerking off in my panties. I found them hidden at the bottom of my laundry - you thought I wouldn’t notice. I have a confession, daddy… I’ve been sneaking into your room at night and jerking you off while you’re asleep.

Don’t worry, mommy doesn’t know.

Mom’s taking big brother out tonight to his boy scout weekend trip, and then will be visiting her sister.

Maybe I can sneak into your room tonight…

And play with you while you’re awake…

Love, Daddy’s Little Girl
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So in my last blog I told everyone that I was going on vacation. What I didn’t say was that one of the main reasons I was going was to attend a wedding. Thats right a wedding, my boyfriend’s brother got married. Boring right? Well I thought so too at first.

See my boyfriend was a groomsman and during the rehearsal and wedding photo sessions he made good friends with one of the bride’s maids, Karen. As he tells it, there was some pretty heavy flirting going on between them. Well coincidentally at the wedding reception me and him were seated directly across the table from Karen. I was excited because he had mentioned that the hot blonde bride’s maid with big tits was hot for him and there she was right across from me. So cute with little freckles across her nose and big green eyes. I was extra friendly and me and her hit it off, enough so that she invited the 2 of us to a reception after party at the Four Seasons a few blocks away. Me and my fellow exchanged sly grins and agreed to meet her there.

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Ok… so I like toys.  I even can say I’ve got a couple that are on the side of “above average”, but this woman is just a sight to behold.  I saw a shorter clip initially and then found the “full” 25 min video a bit ago and well… it’s kinda like a train wreck.  You don’t know if you want to look and you’re really not sure you SHOULD look but damn if you can’t help yourself.

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/candy-apple-king-dong/1553/

enjoy! lol

xoxo Kaycee

www.qualityphoneservices.com/kaycee

Cum and jizm all over my backside and face please!

I love dressing up for the office, wearing a nice short black skirt, white button up blouse (with tits aching to come out of their lacy white bra), complete with stockings… for those of you with x-ray vision I have garters underneath.  Top it off (bottom it off?) with high heel black patent leather stilettos, and you can already see my delicate pussy start to moisten my little black g-string.

Of course, this isn’t complete with out the man of the hour, usually my boss, to cum give me a spanking for looking to damn sexy in that little short skirt.  My ass cheeks hang out of my skirt when I’m bent over, and of course he chose right then to tap my bottom - my asscheeks were even a bit red.

He was mad at me, very mad, for getting the photocopies wrong (again).  He doesn’t know that I get them wrong on purpose, to have this delicious man punish me. How was he going to today?

All the sudden I had a face full of dick as he shoved his entire hard cock down my throat, I could just barely get my mouth full of spit when he started plunging.  He never took his pants down all the way, instead only allowing me access to his magnificent thick throbbing shaft and dripping head.  I would try to reach in just to feel his balls, and he would smack my hand away saying that candy was only for good little assistants.

My head would be pulled back as he would grab my bun and start to twist it out of it’s neat little ball, pulling me back and shoving his dick faster and faster down my throat, all that one could hear would be the sound of me trying to not gag on his throat (unsuccessfully I might add.)  Once my hair was fully out he’d lift my entire body up and flip me over and barely lift up my skirt, pull aside my thong and

WHAM his dick pounded in me as I grunted deep in my throat WHAM it slamed again pulling out as I could feel my pussy juices drag along with his cock and WHAM he thrust it in again WHAM oh god it’s starting to feel good WHAM he spreads my ass cheeks apart WHAM shoves a finger in WHAM shoves a second finger WHAM in and WHAM starts to WHAM fuck me harder and harder oh my GOD I’m creaming down his cock as my ass desparately rides his fingers trying to get them in, turning around to give him a pleading look in my eye.

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 It’s been raining here a lot lately and thunderstorms are nothing new this time of year.   Me being turned on 24/7 by listening to the rain is also nothing new.  I know I can’t be the only person reading this that doesn’t get dripping-wet-aching-to-fuck-horny when that electricity of a coming (hehe and cumming) thunderstorm filling the air.

It gives wet dreams a whole new meaning for me, especially when I think about meeting a new love in the pouring rain for that first kiss !  I think it’s time to lay back,  listen to some Sex in the Rain by Mokenstef and wait to talk to one of you wet men.

I don’t think anything gets my juices flowing like a relaxing vacation, there is something about being in a hotel room that is just so sexy. I guess it is the change of environment and the lack of responsibility. Luckily starting tomorrow (June 17th) I will get to take my yearly sexy excursion to the mountains of Colorado to chill out for a week. I will miss my daily phone sex fun but that will make it all the better when I get home next friday (June 26th). I can’t wait to get back home and talk about all the slutty fun that I had on my trip. I will write a blog about it as soon as I get back from my vacation to let everyone know what kind of trouble I got into.

Can’t wait to come back and talk to all the boys. See ya soon.

This is an actual post from Craigslist for a car for sale.. enjoy!!

OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of car you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It’s saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There’s a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There’s only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on!

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Luckily I didn’t see this ad PRIOR to having to do a phone sex call.. i dont think i could get turned on with the image of a manly-man in  Hammer pants!!

Speaking of Hammer Pants..  check out this funny video - the first 10 seconds are obnoxious music.. (did i say 10 seconds?)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c

I LOVE phone sex!     No seriously, I love it!  Listening to guys as they masturbate, hearing their breathing get faster, their excitement growing.. i can’t NOT touch myself.

So to spice things up, I’ve decided to give you guys a treat during this economic crunch we are coming out of.  Order a call with any of the girls between now and 2pm PST, and I will join in for FREE.

Yes!!  You saw that correctly, you get two girls for the price of one!!   Now any of you that has done calls with me or read my erotic stories, you know that i have a crazy twisted mind and love doing all sorts of wickedly wrong calls.

Let’s corrupt one of these young girls togheter!! HA HA!!  Or better yet, let me and one of the more experienced phone girls find a way to drive you wild!!

Okay, it’s officially summer here in Georgia and it’s officially HOT! In the good way and the bad way! I don’t like like hot weather so much - I had enough of it growing up in Florida.

This summer has me traveling like I never have before because I’m working a new, second job. The Southeast is hot and steamy and we have been having some kickASS thunderstorms. After the heat and humidity has already made a mess of my hair and makeup, I’ve been so tempted to just jump out of my car into the rain and let it soak me down.  So much fun can be had in a rainstorm when you have to rip off your wet clothes, right? *sigh* Having a job where I have to behave properly has SO many downsides! Like… I can’t wear a cute little bathing suit, or less, to work, for one thing. *sigh again*

But, I am having a really good time. The job has me traveling 3-4 days each week. I’m meeting lots of new people. (Southern boys are SO charming!) I like staying in different hotels. They seem to have different personalities. Like, the cheap hotels bring out the naughty in me. Scratch that. It brings out the naughty in everyone else and I have trouble resisting that because, well, because I’m me. When I’m away I don’t get my daily doses of phone sex so I get extra horny. What’s a poor girl to do in a situation like that when it’s going to be days until I can get home to my man???

The weekends are extra fun now, too. The sex with my man is hotter than ever because we miss each other and the phone sex is INTENSE, too. Same reason I guess, right guys? hehe

I hope I get to talk to a lot of you guys on my long weekends so I can burn off all that pent up sexual energy. I’m looking forward to a VERY hot summer and I wanna share!

Somnophilia is the act of having sex with a sleeping or unconscious partner. For some reason I have always been into touching the unconscious or being touched while I’m sleeping. I think it is the complete control that you have; you get the feeling that you are alone when you are with a sleeping person and you’re free to explore another person without limits. When I spend the night at a friend’s house to this day I stay up waiting for them to fall asleep then sneak into their and fondle them. This is a fetish that has gotten me some strange looks when I tell my friends or lovers about it, but I know there are plenty of people out there who love to explore the sleeping bodies of their partner or maybe even that girl that got a little too drunk and passed out in your friends bedroom.

Since I started working as a phone sex girl I have been trying to find ways to integrate my favorite fetish into my phone sex sessions. The opportunity, however, has not yet arisen. Of course it is hard to have phone sex when one party is ’sleeping’ so it has required some creativity to think of scenarios that would lend themselves to phone conversations…

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