Well, consider this video:

I hear a rumbling! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

So, obviously there is something to all the counseling advice about taking an interest in your partner’s interests. The next time one of my girlfriends tells me her man is “obsessed with Guitar Hero” I won’t be able to keep a straight face.

Still maybe you should just put your gaming console next to his?

This is what we invented electricity for.

At the bottom, you’ll notice six individual channels with their own adjustment knobs. This means that you could hook up more than one electrode item to your body and give different areas, different sensations. For example, you can assemble together a set that involves cockrings, tens pads, a butt plug and a urethral sound.

Oh my! Still it does lack the human touch. But you know what they say? The solution is at hand.

Operators are standing by, ready to call you.

Also -get a wireless headset. Hands Free Operation is all the rage.

Well I don’t know. I have had a run in or two with some pretty pushy guys who wanted me to just show them my feet ‘real quick’ or glared over my shoulder as I slipped on shoes at the store. I’ll be the first to admit that I like having my feet worshiped but it is just one of those things that has to be invited, when I’m trying on shoes I’m probably don’t want a random man trying to touch my feet. I’m at the store, in full shopping mode. And the thing about these men is that they can’t help themselves, they convince themselves that there is no crime in just touching a foot in public. I guess the jury is still out on whether or not it is a crime. Check this guy out for example:

Foot Fetish suspect: Its all just a misunderstanding

Apparently this guy’s shtick was that he would walk around the foot wear section of his local Target store and solicite women to try on shoes. He took it a little to far when he kissed one ladies leg. Of course he said it was actually just sweat on the top of his head when he accidentally brushed against her leg. As he put it: “As I was helping her put on the shoe, her knee, above the knee, rubbed against my head, which it was a really hot day that day and there was a little sweat on there, and she became a little bit startled.” Personally I don’t think I could mistake the feel of a kiss and the top of a person’s sweaty head. I don’t think I would let some guy in Target kiss me or brush his head against me. There is a time and a place dude.

He goes on to say that he really doesn’t think it is a crime to just ask women to try on shoes since they can always so no. Even though I have a feeling he was pretty persistent about it. “I don’t think that’s wrong,” he said.  “I don’t think I was doing anything wrong. If it is wrong, I’d like to know because I was never really warned that I was doing anything wrong.” I don’t see why he wouldn’t get a job in a women’s shoe store instead of hanging around Target where you don’t get helped with purchasing shoes. He probably has gotten fired from many a shoe store come to think of it.

Maybe some of you kinky guys out there get off on touching women’s feet in public, well there is no need to get arrested for it. Just give me a call and we can roleplay your exhibitionist foot fondling fantasy.

So in my last blog I told everyone that I was going on vacation. What I didn’t say was that one of the main reasons I was going was to attend a wedding. Thats right a wedding, my boyfriend’s brother got married. Boring right? Well I thought so too at first.

See my boyfriend was a groomsman and during the rehearsal and wedding photo sessions he made good friends with one of the bride’s maids, Karen. As he tells it, there was some pretty heavy flirting going on between them. Well coincidentally at the wedding reception me and him were seated directly across the table from Karen. I was excited because he had mentioned that the hot blonde bride’s maid with big tits was hot for him and there she was right across from me. So cute with little freckles across her nose and big green eyes. I was extra friendly and me and her hit it off, enough so that she invited the 2 of us to a reception after party at the Four Seasons a few blocks away. Me and my fellow exchanged sly grins and agreed to meet her there.

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It’s an all too familiar problem, the sex has either become boring or non existent with your spouse. Being a phone sex operator for the past 10 years I have developed close relationships with many of my regular callers. I listen as their dirty laundry is spilled - their relationship and the affairs, the escorts, the guilt ..

So after countless phone sex “therapy” sessions, of guilt filled confessions about hiring escorts and having affairs with coworkers (or even his sister in law), I started offering advice on how a  he could rekindle  his sex life with his wife.  Believe it or not, although a phone sex fantasy might be about the “sexy co-worker”, “her drunk best friend” or even a “high class call girl”, deep down he has a  longing for an intimate connection with his partner. (more…)