Well, consider this video:

I hear a rumbling! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

So, obviously there is something to all the counseling advice about taking an interest in your partner’s interests. The next time one of my girlfriends tells me her man is “obsessed with Guitar Hero” I won’t be able to keep a straight face.

Still maybe you should just put your gaming console next to his?

This is what we invented electricity for.

At the bottom, you’ll notice six individual channels with their own adjustment knobs. This means that you could hook up more than one electrode item to your body and give different areas, different sensations. For example, you can assemble together a set that involves cockrings, tens pads, a butt plug and a urethral sound.

Oh my! Still it does lack the human touch. But you know what they say? The solution is at hand.

Operators are standing by, ready to call you.

Also -get a wireless headset. Hands Free Operation is all the rage.

So since I’ve written about it I’ve got a couple of calls from guys who wanted to do sleeping fetish calls. I was excited to say the least, I get to play out my own personal fantasy and it is so sexy. The guys that I have talked to that are into the same thing seem to be into it for the same reasons as I am, controlling a person’s body, moving them around like a ragdoll, exploring them in a candid way that you couldn’t if they were awake. MMM, it makes me so wet just thinking about it. Well, last time I wrote a fantasy where I took advantage of one of my friends while she was sleeping then getting caught by her boyfriend who comes home early from work. Its a further back in the blog if you’d like to read it. But now that I’ve gotten to play that out I have a new sleeping fantasy.

Me and my sorority sister are having a kegger and we invite a bunch of frat boys over for our party, you being one of them. You keep flirting with me and I flirt back but I’m not as willing as you’d like me to be. When I turn around to talk to a friend you go for it and slide a roofie into my beer. As I turn around I see your hand moving away from my drink and know what is going on. Instead of calling you out on it I pretend to take a sip. As timing would have it one of your buddies comes up and pats you on the back to talk, you turn around and start talking. I decide to teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget and I switch our beers. Before you know it you are wasted, you feel drunker then you ever have in your life off of just a few beers. You get real grabby and tell me you want to fuck me. I smile and lead you back to my bedroom, as I lock the door you fall down on the bed struggling to keep your eyes open. I crawl on top of you and whisper in your ear ‘I switched our drinks’. You put up a fight to stay awake knowing that you’ve lost all your power to me. I decide I’m going to take advantage of you and use you however I see fit. (more…)