Why not BOTH at the same time, Mr. Vidal?

The Jobcentre is advertising an unusual position - the ’semi-nude’ host of a pornographic TV channel.

Jobless Sophie Randall-Price, 25, said: “I couldn’t believe it when I saw this. I’m willing to work hard, but I’m not willing to whip my top off and talk dirty to a bunch of weirdos in the middle of the night on national TV.”

Aww, come on Sophie. This job sounds great. Perhaps you should loosen up a bit? Or lighten up? Or…GET YOUR TITS OUT. No? Yeah, no one probably wants to see your tits anyway. Bitch.

Perhaps Soph’ needs to just get fucked in her pony hole?
Isn’t that the case though? Soph’ could use some serious kink therapy.
Well fortunately we’re HERE for you.
Some people need to go to great lengths. We understand. Like this lady.
A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband.
She knew what she wanted. She took ‘action.’ Or got some action. Or you know, fucked her husband…

Kent Police said a woman was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass and later released with no further action.

Now THAT's "Close-Circuit."

Well of she’s not getting any further action (from him). Do you think she only got caught on the way out because the guards were watching on the security cam? In the war against sexual oppression, I think we have a Medal of Freedom winner!

The Discovery Channel Has Nothing On Me

So since I’ve written about it I’ve got a couple of calls from guys who wanted to do sleeping fetish calls. I was excited to say the least, I get to play out my own personal fantasy and it is so sexy. The guys that I have talked to that are into the same thing seem to be into it for the same reasons as I am, controlling a person’s body, moving them around like a ragdoll, exploring them in a candid way that you couldn’t if they were awake. MMM, it makes me so wet just thinking about it. Well, last time I wrote a fantasy where I took advantage of one of my friends while she was sleeping then getting caught by her boyfriend who comes home early from work. Its a further back in the blog if you’d like to read it. But now that I’ve gotten to play that out I have a new sleeping fantasy.

Me and my sorority sister are having a kegger and we invite a bunch of frat boys over for our party, you being one of them. You keep flirting with me and I flirt back but I’m not as willing as you’d like me to be. When I turn around to talk to a friend you go for it and slide a roofie into my beer. As I turn around I see your hand moving away from my drink and know what is going on. Instead of calling you out on it I pretend to take a sip. As timing would have it one of your buddies comes up and pats you on the back to talk, you turn around and start talking. I decide to teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget and I switch our beers. Before you know it you are wasted, you feel drunker then you ever have in your life off of just a few beers. You get real grabby and tell me you want to fuck me. I smile and lead you back to my bedroom, as I lock the door you fall down on the bed struggling to keep your eyes open. I crawl on top of you and whisper in your ear ‘I switched our drinks’. You put up a fight to stay awake knowing that you’ve lost all your power to me. I decide I’m going to take advantage of you and use you however I see fit. (more…)

I wanted to post some funny sex news something or other but alas I cannot find anything I think is interesting enough. Props to the girls on the blog that come across their funny sex news. I guess I’ll stick to my usually sexy stuff.

Today I would like to talk about masturbation. I love it, its cool when I do it and everything but what I really like is watching guys do it. I actually get really wet when I can hear their wet dick getting beat-off while I’m on the phone with them. And I’ve always been a voyeur, I guess it is something you are just born with. I have the curiosity gene. Many a time I have caught my boyfriend masturbating and it is such a fucking turn-on. I usually then ask him to pretend that I’m not there watching him, so it is sexier for me; but of course he turns into Mr. Grabby hands. I can’t really blame him but I still love to go all peeping tom on him. One time in particular I woke up and he was not in bed with me, at the time we were living in a house that had a faulty bathroom door. When it was closed you could look through the crack and see in perfectly, without detection. So I got up and saw that the bathroom light was on and took the liberty of looking in. (more…)

So in my last blog I told everyone that I was going on vacation. What I didn’t say was that one of the main reasons I was going was to attend a wedding. Thats right a wedding, my boyfriend’s brother got married. Boring right? Well I thought so too at first.

See my boyfriend was a groomsman and during the rehearsal and wedding photo sessions he made good friends with one of the bride’s maids, Karen. As he tells it, there was some pretty heavy flirting going on between them. Well coincidentally at the wedding reception me and him were seated directly across the table from Karen. I was excited because he had mentioned that the hot blonde bride’s maid with big tits was hot for him and there she was right across from me. So cute with little freckles across her nose and big green eyes. I was extra friendly and me and her hit it off, enough so that she invited the 2 of us to a reception after party at the Four Seasons a few blocks away. Me and my fellow exchanged sly grins and agreed to meet her there.

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Cum and jizm all over my backside and face please!

I love dressing up for the office, wearing a nice short black skirt, white button up blouse (with tits aching to come out of their lacy white bra), complete with stockings… for those of you with x-ray vision I have garters underneath.  Top it off (bottom it off?) with high heel black patent leather stilettos, and you can already see my delicate pussy start to moisten my little black g-string.

Of course, this isn’t complete with out the man of the hour, usually my boss, to cum give me a spanking for looking to damn sexy in that little short skirt.  My ass cheeks hang out of my skirt when I’m bent over, and of course he chose right then to tap my bottom - my asscheeks were even a bit red.

He was mad at me, very mad, for getting the photocopies wrong (again).  He doesn’t know that I get them wrong on purpose, to have this delicious man punish me. How was he going to today?

All the sudden I had a face full of dick as he shoved his entire hard cock down my throat, I could just barely get my mouth full of spit when he started plunging.  He never took his pants down all the way, instead only allowing me access to his magnificent thick throbbing shaft and dripping head.  I would try to reach in just to feel his balls, and he would smack my hand away saying that candy was only for good little assistants.

My head would be pulled back as he would grab my bun and start to twist it out of it’s neat little ball, pulling me back and shoving his dick faster and faster down my throat, all that one could hear would be the sound of me trying to not gag on his throat (unsuccessfully I might add.)  Once my hair was fully out he’d lift my entire body up and flip me over and barely lift up my skirt, pull aside my thong and

WHAM his dick pounded in me as I grunted deep in my throat WHAM it slamed again pulling out as I could feel my pussy juices drag along with his cock and WHAM he thrust it in again WHAM oh god it’s starting to feel good WHAM he spreads my ass cheeks apart WHAM shoves a finger in WHAM shoves a second finger WHAM in and WHAM starts to WHAM fuck me harder and harder oh my GOD I’m creaming down his cock as my ass desparately rides his fingers trying to get them in, turning around to give him a pleading look in my eye.

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Oooo I love Memorial day.  I’ve had so many sensual, erotic, er, naughty, Memorial days ever since I was a teen.  One time, this well, college student, was at this bbq my family was having.  I was wearing my sexiest sundress in a pale yellow, and my tits were pushed up and looked fantastic.  He was staring at them, although he kept trying to look away like he wasn’t really paying attention. What a dweeb!  But I walked over to him anyways, he was really sexy with a  nice strong jawline and dark brown eyes.

I could definetly feel a spark when he grabbed a drink for me (he even spiked it cause he could tell I was a girl who liked it naughty.)  Since we were at home, and for some reason my parents trusted me, we managed to sneak off to my room. Most of the adults were drunk anyways concerned with their own misgivings.

My favorite part when I pick a new guy to play with is the way his hand slides down my waist to my hips, just a soft rub..  Making out with him was fantastic as well, from the was his tongue fucked my mouth I couldn’t help it when my hands suddenly kept pushing his head down, insisting that his mouth would find its way to my soft little mound, his mouth felt so good over my little panties.  He was surprised (but I wasn’t) to see that it was completely soaked through, he had me so fucking horny!

Finally he just ripped off my panties!!  First he licked everywhere over my little bald mound.  His tongue found the entrance to my hold and went deep inside me, it kept going back and forth between inside of my pussy and wrapping, tapping, and slapping its way around my clit.  Finally after about 10 minutes of his face buried in my pussy, I could feel it building, I was going to cum.  That bastard stopped licking me and I begged him to continue.

He told me he had a better idea and suddenly I could feel him shoving his thick meaty cock inside my little hole.   I pushed him up but his weight was heavy on top of me, pushing in so deep, so deep.  I had never felt a cock in that part of my pussy before, this is why college guys are fantastic.  I couldn’t help it, suddenly I started cumming over and over, my hips riding up onto his cock, he was doing all he could to hold my body down but no, it just kept going and going.  It felt soooo fucking good to let my body pulsate and errupt like that, it was so good.

Ooo writing about that and reliving it just made me horny again, I need to stick some fingers in my pussy right now, anyone wanna cum help me out?

XOXO

I live in the south and believe me it gets HOT. Now that the summer is here, I’ve been going over to my friend Brittany’s house to swim almost every day. Me and her are close and we are very open together. When we were swimming this afternoon we decided to make it more interesting and go skinny dipping. After a few minutes of watching my adorable little blonde friend swimming nude with her perky tits glistening with sunscreen and water I couldn’t take it anymore. I pulled her close and we started making out and fingering each other. Just then we heard her backyard gate swing open; her boyfriend caught us. He had come home early from work and was now staring us down and we looked up at him with surprise. His face slowly formed a smile and he said ‘don’t stop on my account’. As we went back to making out he took a seat on a yard chair. I’ve always thought he was so sexy so I wanted to turn him on too. My friend looked over at him and then looked at me and said ‘well? should we?’ I raised my eyebrows, bit my lip and nodded my head yes.

He sat there leaning back as two naked, glistening goddesses climbed out of the pool and moved toward him. He leaned back as we unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge hard cock. Me and her started kissing with his cock in between our lips. She grabbed my head and forced it down on his cock; she knows how much I love giving rough blowjobs. As I’m gagging on her boyfriends cock she is grabbing my tits and my eyes are rolling back in my head. After he is sweaty and worked up from the blowjob she pulls me back and lays me down on the ground where she pushes her face into my soaking wet snatch and puts her ass up in the air for her boyfriend who gets out of the chair and squats down sliding his dick into her swollen pink pussy. When it goes in she groans and I can feel it on my snatch. As I look up I see him pounding away at her I start writhing with pleasure. I can feel them fucking as her face pulses against my pussy. When I cum it is one of the most intense orgasms of my life. He says that he is getting ready to blow so me and my friend get into position on our knees and open our mouths. His cum spurts in and we lick him clean before kissing to share the cum that is in our mouths. It was without a doubt one of the hottest days of my life.

I can’t wait to hear your sexy stories and share more of mine. I’m ready for fun

It was late in the evening, an hour past lights out to be exact, but that didn’t stop Misty from sneaking out of her cabin. According to Misty, life sucked! Fourteen years old and going to a “special school” for troubled girls, with stupid rules. It was a big joke to all the girls that went, but if you played by their rules you got to do some fun things, like get out of school for a few days to go camping in the woods. As she took a drag from her cigarette her eyes became adjusted to the darkness and her wooded surroundings.

In the distance, she could hear the voices of the adults who were “off duty” playing cards in the mess hall. The light from the building illuminated the trail that wound its way back to the cabins. The path divided the girls and boys, with the boy’s cabins being occupied by a group of stupid, annoying boy scouts.

Her black cotton PJ bottoms hung low on her hips and her hot pink thong panties rode high, alerting everyone of her desired choice of clothes. A white see thru t-shirt clung to her small but perky breasts that were covered by a black bikini top that she had worn earlier at the lake. She took another drag and leaned back against the tree blowing smoke upwards into the night sky. (more…)