Eye Candy Featuring Heidi Klum

ANYWAY,  so today while roaming the news, I saw this link about Usain Bolt and the NFL … Bolt would run the 40 in WHAT?

Having been a sprinter back in high school and college track / field events do catch my attention and this blog post was no exception. Like I said, I dont follow football, but imagine the impact and strategy changes that would occur if the NFL started drafting world record sprinters. I would take a day off from masturbating and phone sex to watch him play a game.   Maybe all those hot guys in tight pants might be a good thing!

 On other sports news… did you see the unassisted triple play the other night that ended the Mets vs Philly’s game?  I finally found the video showing it .. i guess MBL has pulled it from youtube (how sucky is that?!!)     MBL Triple Play Video - Mets vs Philly’s  .    Kudos to you Bruntlett - for being the 2nd player ever to end a game with an unassisted triple play!! 

And finally - one  of the girls showed this to me months ago .. but if you havent caught it.. There’s a petition out to bring POLE dancing to the Olympics!! You think im joking? http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27846893/ I can just see it.. Jenna Jamison talkin about techniques .. to Brian Wilson he he

Ok .. enough sports for me.. now back to our reguarly scheduled phone fucking. :o)
xo
Peaches

Well I don’t know. I have had a run in or two with some pretty pushy guys who wanted me to just show them my feet ‘real quick’ or glared over my shoulder as I slipped on shoes at the store. I’ll be the first to admit that I like having my feet worshiped but it is just one of those things that has to be invited, when I’m trying on shoes I’m probably don’t want a random man trying to touch my feet. I’m at the store, in full shopping mode. And the thing about these men is that they can’t help themselves, they convince themselves that there is no crime in just touching a foot in public. I guess the jury is still out on whether or not it is a crime. Check this guy out for example:

Foot Fetish suspect: Its all just a misunderstanding

Apparently this guy’s shtick was that he would walk around the foot wear section of his local Target store and solicite women to try on shoes. He took it a little to far when he kissed one ladies leg. Of course he said it was actually just sweat on the top of his head when he accidentally brushed against her leg. As he put it: “As I was helping her put on the shoe, her knee, above the knee, rubbed against my head, which it was a really hot day that day and there was a little sweat on there, and she became a little bit startled.” Personally I don’t think I could mistake the feel of a kiss and the top of a person’s sweaty head. I don’t think I would let some guy in Target kiss me or brush his head against me. There is a time and a place dude.

He goes on to say that he really doesn’t think it is a crime to just ask women to try on shoes since they can always so no. Even though I have a feeling he was pretty persistent about it. “I don’t think that’s wrong,” he said.  “I don’t think I was doing anything wrong. If it is wrong, I’d like to know because I was never really warned that I was doing anything wrong.” I don’t see why he wouldn’t get a job in a women’s shoe store instead of hanging around Target where you don’t get helped with purchasing shoes. He probably has gotten fired from many a shoe store come to think of it.

Maybe some of you kinky guys out there get off on touching women’s feet in public, well there is no need to get arrested for it. Just give me a call and we can roleplay your exhibitionist foot fondling fantasy.

This, is freaking hilarious.  Obviously it’s NSFW, but you are already at a NSFW site so no hiding it behind a “more” cut!!  The world’s ugliest male speedo!

Found this over at Jezebel, originally from Village Voice.

I don’t think anything gets my juices flowing like a relaxing vacation, there is something about being in a hotel room that is just so sexy. I guess it is the change of environment and the lack of responsibility. Luckily starting tomorrow (June 17th) I will get to take my yearly sexy excursion to the mountains of Colorado to chill out for a week. I will miss my daily phone sex fun but that will make it all the better when I get home next friday (June 26th). I can’t wait to get back home and talk about all the slutty fun that I had on my trip. I will write a blog about it as soon as I get back from my vacation to let everyone know what kind of trouble I got into.

Can’t wait to come back and talk to all the boys. See ya soon.

Okay, it’s officially summer here in Georgia and it’s officially HOT! In the good way and the bad way! I don’t like like hot weather so much - I had enough of it growing up in Florida.

This summer has me traveling like I never have before because I’m working a new, second job. The Southeast is hot and steamy and we have been having some kickASS thunderstorms. After the heat and humidity has already made a mess of my hair and makeup, I’ve been so tempted to just jump out of my car into the rain and let it soak me down.  So much fun can be had in a rainstorm when you have to rip off your wet clothes, right? *sigh* Having a job where I have to behave properly has SO many downsides! Like… I can’t wear a cute little bathing suit, or less, to work, for one thing. *sigh again*

But, I am having a really good time. The job has me traveling 3-4 days each week. I’m meeting lots of new people. (Southern boys are SO charming!) I like staying in different hotels. They seem to have different personalities. Like, the cheap hotels bring out the naughty in me. Scratch that. It brings out the naughty in everyone else and I have trouble resisting that because, well, because I’m me. When I’m away I don’t get my daily doses of phone sex so I get extra horny. What’s a poor girl to do in a situation like that when it’s going to be days until I can get home to my man???

The weekends are extra fun now, too. The sex with my man is hotter than ever because we miss each other and the phone sex is INTENSE, too. Same reason I guess, right guys? hehe

I hope I get to talk to a lot of you guys on my long weekends so I can burn off all that pent up sexual energy. I’m looking forward to a VERY hot summer and I wanna share!

It’s an all too familiar problem, the sex has either become boring or non existent with your spouse. Being a phone sex operator for the past 10 years I have developed close relationships with many of my regular callers. I listen as their dirty laundry is spilled - their relationship and the affairs, the escorts, the guilt ..

So after countless phone sex “therapy” sessions, of guilt filled confessions about hiring escorts and having affairs with coworkers (or even his sister in law), I started offering advice on how a  he could rekindle  his sex life with his wife.  Believe it or not, although a phone sex fantasy might be about the “sexy co-worker”, “her drunk best friend” or even a “high class call girl”, deep down he has a  longing for an intimate connection with his partner. (more…)

Did anyone get a look at the news today?  Apparently SOMEONE out there thought it would be a GREAT idea to open a sex based theme park -and there is not just one but now TWO!  This is probably one of the most weirdest (and awkward) things this phone sex operator has EVER heard of.  - Uhh let me retract that comment and say, heard of occurring umm for the “general public”.  (did that make sense?)  HA!

So, China is getting ready to open a SEX based theme park, complete with genitalia sculptures, the history of sex.. and so forth.  According to USA Today ( I know a great source of news) “..the giant revolving model of a woman’s legs and lower torso, outfitted in a red thong, is raising eyebrows”.   I bet that’s not the ONLY thing that is being raised.  *wink*

They say the purpose is to raise awareness of sexuality and improve sex education.  So does this going to replace the 3rd grade field trip to the the local ice cream shop?  I can see it now -  ”Chang! Stop touching the giant vagina, who knows how many people have put their dirty hands on it!”  My prediction is that once this park officially opens, that many young boys will start having wet dreams!  And young girls will have terrifying nightmares about being attacked by 20 foot penis!

Speaking of weird fantasies, this will be a shrinking guys dream come true!  Now everyone can feel 1 inch tall!!

If you want to check it out for yourself USA TODAY