I’ve decided to start putting the funniest stuff from the web up on this blog for you loyal readers who might not have gotten it. So here’s some of the funniest and best stuff from the past few weeks.

Another reason to not add your mom on facebook. Especially if you’re a horny college student.    Found this from Geekologie. These next few are from “Hawtness” - girls who make you say “FTW?”

Like, come on, she could feel that there was air flapping in her ass. Either way, baddddd fashion choice!

I truely believe that she thinks he consented to this. Mmmmmmmmm clown dick!!!

Pictureisunrelated.com is the place for things you can’t unsee, and the above is one of them. No, it’s not Yoda, but you’re close - it’s the female version of his little green race.  How they got a GREEN flesh light, I have no clue. But still, this is freaking hilarious!!

Let’s wrap it up with another Geekologie funny thing, this time I have the site it’s originally from, should you want to order this.  Would be great for a bachelor party.

Freakin’ hilarious. I’ll be posting a new erotic story at my Phone Sex Livejournal soon, so keep an eye out for it!

I was just thinking about fetishes. I was thinking back on all the calls that I’ve done and wondering what fetishes are missing from my repertoire. Having also worked at an adult video store I know of ALOT of fetishes, guys would ask for anything from shemale porn to midgets having sex with pregnant women. There was one guy that would come in all the time and ask for tickling porn. Well, they didn’t make alot of tickling porn so he ended up renting the same few movies over and over again. I am a very curious person so I always wanted to see what all the different fetish pornos were like. One day I popped in a tickling porn and I couldn’t help but smile, it looked like so much fun. Since then I’ve always had it in the back of my mind. When someone tries to tickle me my natural reaction is to fight back, I can’t knowingly let someone tickle me but when they hold me down and do it anyway I have to admit I get kinda wet, I love being out of control, struggling and convulsing while someone is on top of me forcing me to take it. And all the while we are laughing.

I can't wait to giggle with you

You have to admit there is something hot about it. I have a fantasy about it even. I would love to roleplay it, I imagine myself spending the night at a friends house, she is your girlfriend and you two live together. You leave to go to your friends place so we can have the house to ourselves for a little girl’s night fun. But when you get to your friends house and knock on the door you realize hes not there, you wait for a bit but he never shows so you have no choice but to go back home. In the mean time me and you girlfriend f start drinking and getting a little grabby with each other while your gone, expecting you to be gone for hours we stripped down to our underwear and are wrestling around on the couch (this actually happens sometimes, in my circle of friends anyway). As you walk to the door you hear us laughing and just assume we are having some innocent fun. But as the door swings open you see us on the couch; I’m on my stomach wearing only a pair of orange cotton panties and your girlfriend is sitting on my bare back holding my arms down wearing silky black panties and matching bra. You feel shocked and embarrassed by what you are looking at but we just keep rolling around laughing and then your girlfriend asks you to help her out and come hold me down. How can you resist? I’m so wet thinking about your weight on me while your girlfriends skinny little fingers tickle my toes and underarms. I can’t wait to play

So in my last blog I told everyone that I was going on vacation. What I didn’t say was that one of the main reasons I was going was to attend a wedding. Thats right a wedding, my boyfriend’s brother got married. Boring right? Well I thought so too at first.

See my boyfriend was a groomsman and during the rehearsal and wedding photo sessions he made good friends with one of the bride’s maids, Karen. As he tells it, there was some pretty heavy flirting going on between them. Well coincidentally at the wedding reception me and him were seated directly across the table from Karen. I was excited because he had mentioned that the hot blonde bride’s maid with big tits was hot for him and there she was right across from me. So cute with little freckles across her nose and big green eyes. I was extra friendly and me and her hit it off, enough so that she invited the 2 of us to a reception after party at the Four Seasons a few blocks away. Me and my fellow exchanged sly grins and agreed to meet her there.

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Oooo I love Memorial day.  I’ve had so many sensual, erotic, er, naughty, Memorial days ever since I was a teen.  One time, this well, college student, was at this bbq my family was having.  I was wearing my sexiest sundress in a pale yellow, and my tits were pushed up and looked fantastic.  He was staring at them, although he kept trying to look away like he wasn’t really paying attention. What a dweeb!  But I walked over to him anyways, he was really sexy with a  nice strong jawline and dark brown eyes.

I could definetly feel a spark when he grabbed a drink for me (he even spiked it cause he could tell I was a girl who liked it naughty.)  Since we were at home, and for some reason my parents trusted me, we managed to sneak off to my room. Most of the adults were drunk anyways concerned with their own misgivings.

My favorite part when I pick a new guy to play with is the way his hand slides down my waist to my hips, just a soft rub..  Making out with him was fantastic as well, from the was his tongue fucked my mouth I couldn’t help it when my hands suddenly kept pushing his head down, insisting that his mouth would find its way to my soft little mound, his mouth felt so good over my little panties.  He was surprised (but I wasn’t) to see that it was completely soaked through, he had me so fucking horny!

Finally he just ripped off my panties!!  First he licked everywhere over my little bald mound.  His tongue found the entrance to my hold and went deep inside me, it kept going back and forth between inside of my pussy and wrapping, tapping, and slapping its way around my clit.  Finally after about 10 minutes of his face buried in my pussy, I could feel it building, I was going to cum.  That bastard stopped licking me and I begged him to continue.

He told me he had a better idea and suddenly I could feel him shoving his thick meaty cock inside my little hole.   I pushed him up but his weight was heavy on top of me, pushing in so deep, so deep.  I had never felt a cock in that part of my pussy before, this is why college guys are fantastic.  I couldn’t help it, suddenly I started cumming over and over, my hips riding up onto his cock, he was doing all he could to hold my body down but no, it just kept going and going.  It felt soooo fucking good to let my body pulsate and errupt like that, it was so good.

Ooo writing about that and reliving it just made me horny again, I need to stick some fingers in my pussy right now, anyone wanna cum help me out?