For the Vampire obsessed…

Posted by Maddie | Funny, Humor, Reviews | Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:09 pm

So this isn’t available yet, but this is HILARIOUS - do you want to be boned by a vampire?  Has Twilight (re: rule 34*) or True Blood got you SO hot that you need vampire dick? Well look no further than “The VAMP” - a dildo that you can warm up or stick in the freezer (for that extra “cold blooded” vampire feeling) before you shove it in your snatch. Or, for the bi curious guy, up your asshole.

The Vamp

And yes, it DOES sparkle. See the video below for an example of HOW it sparkles in the sun, just like the vampires from Twilight do!!!

Fetish Phone Sex with Maddie

*Rule 34: If it exists, there’s a porn of it.

Lube Review!

Posted by Maddie | Reviews, Seduction | Sunday 19 July 2009 10:41 pm

Yours and Mine
Oh man so I got my tax return recently, (which is awesome) and so as a special treat, my boyfriend and I bought a nice lunch at the local grocery store and for afterwards, this KY Yours+Mine lube.

This is actually the first time I’ve tried any of KY’s products, but as I stroked him and got him nice and hard, I poured the blue tube over his.  It felt like normal lube.  So he started to finger me and then we lubed up with the purple tube.  It was a little  bit tingly, but not that much.

So of course I expected it to be like the commercials. It was more… like spearment toothpaste - like have you ever had your dick sucked by a girl who has just brushed her teeth?  It felt like a cool minty feeling.  Now, it wasn’t bad, it was downright fun!  I liked the way it tingled when we were together, and I must give props to the marketers to NOT divulging through the advertisement that all it did was mix and feel like toothpaste, or else people would have just bought some colegate!

Out of all the lubes I’ve used, the one I like best is called “Merh” - it is solid-ish when you purchase it (think the consistency of vaseline) but when it melts due to body heat, it’s one of the best lubes I’ve used.  It doesn’t get all messy and all over the place like the ones you pour, but it still stays slick until you’re done!

Merh

According to the site, Merh is “a luxurious massage oil and personal lubricant that when used according to instructions, can transport you to a joyous state of sensual bliss.“  Trust me, it does.  It’s a very silky type of rub - for those of you guys who want masturbation lessons from me, this is what I’d suggest buying to REALLY get your cock feeling good.  Click the pic to go to the website, trust me, this stuff is amazing.