Did anyone get a look at the news today?  Apparently SOMEONE out there thought it would be a GREAT idea to open a sex based theme park -and there is not just one but now TWO!  This is probably one of the most weirdest (and awkward) things this phone sex operator has EVER heard of.  - Uhh let me retract that comment and say, heard of occurring umm for the “general public”.  (did that make sense?)  HA!

So, China is getting ready to open a SEX based theme park, complete with genitalia sculptures, the history of sex.. and so forth.  According to USA Today ( I know a great source of news) “..the giant revolving model of a woman’s legs and lower torso, outfitted in a red thong, is raising eyebrows”.   I bet that’s not the ONLY thing that is being raised.  *wink*

They say the purpose is to raise awareness of sexuality and improve sex education.  So does this going to replace the 3rd grade field trip to the the local ice cream shop?  I can see it now -  ”Chang! Stop touching the giant vagina, who knows how many people have put their dirty hands on it!”  My prediction is that once this park officially opens, that many young boys will start having wet dreams!  And young girls will have terrifying nightmares about being attacked by 20 foot penis!

Speaking of weird fantasies, this will be a shrinking guys dream come true!  Now everyone can feel 1 inch tall!!

If you want to check it out for yourself USA TODAY